Well girlies, this is for you. I have been telling you all of the ridiculously stupid things that my life consist of. Now it will be out there for the whole world to see. But first...a small tidbit about little ol' me.
I was born a poor Russian immigrant on the streets of Timbuktu, dropped there by my Polynesian parents when they went on a mission to save the Dodo birds from extinction.
ORRRRRRR....I was born a basic girl, to a fairly normal (I am finding out now) family in Colorado. Blah, blah, blah...I grew up to be the fabulous person I am now.
I am lucky to be married to my soul mate, (cue the sappy music now). And as far as silly starts to a life, how is this one? On our first date, I spit food on the fella. Yup, spit chunks of cracker on him. He says that is how he knew I was the one for him. Interesting since I really didn't even like the man at that time. But the man is patient, yet persistent, and he ended up winning me over.
Just so you know, this is the man that wants to invent the seeing eye midget. Yes, it is to benefit the blind as well as the unemployed "small people". He is quite the humanitarian that man.
I am a mom to 2 boys....notice I didn't describe them. They are boys and they are my boys...sometimes they are the absolute joy of my life. Other times they are the reason I wish I had a lock on my closet....on the inside!!!
Future posts to my blog may or may not be funny. Although, I can almost guarantee that most of them will have some sort of pain. Usually it will be a general ache in my pride, because I AM the girl that Murphy wrote his famous law about.Yup, if it can go wrong I will be the girl there stepping in the middle of it.
So new friends, and old ones that forced me to blog....welcome to the script to what should be a fantastic Network Sitcom!!!!!
